Kiss with a fist

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

  • TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.
  • ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

    buttlass:

    tweeckos:

    we’re being faced with a serious issue.

    there is only 1 sarcasm left

    now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

    yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

    offendpoppunk:

    offendpoppunk:

    remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

    i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

    image

    i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

    i hate each and every single one of you all